A is for ABSENCE SLIPS filled out every day
B is for BALL GAMES--at home and away
C is for CORRIDORS--wrong way, you lose
D is for DEDUCTIONS for pensions, taxes and dues
E is for EFFORT--we sometimes see little of
F is for FRIDAY--the day we love
G is for GRAMMER taught in vain
H is for HUMOR--to keep us sane
I is for INFLATION--a term we fear
J is for JIVE--the talk that we hear
K is for KEEPING the students in line
L is for LESSON PLANS completed on time
M is for MEETINGS we attend at 7:00 am
N is for NOON DUTY which seems so long
O is OVERCROWDED--the school we're in
P is for PATIENCE wearing very thin
Q is for QUIETNESS--what we like best
R is for REVIEW before a big test
S is for STUDY HALL--a terrible fate
T is for TEXTBOOK quickly out of date
U is for UNBELIEVABLE--the stories we hear
V is for VISUAL AIDS to make points clear
W is for WORKSHOPS--when students get a break
X is for XEROX--the copies we make
Y is for YELLING that makes us nervous
Z is for ZERO--the thanks we need for our service